jealous.

CHRISTMAS WANT

sometimes i wish i was a cat just so i can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh.

i got fooled again... shame on me.

october 5th was my birthday. ive been moving for 9 straight days. last bit of packing was loaded into my truck today. im finally all done. go back to work after a 9 day vacation tomorrow. start a 830 am. not well rested. the end.

It's pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.

i find this fascinating.

everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up.

hahaha

this is exactly what would happen if you tried to pry one out of my mouth.

cup of cheese. cup of cheese.

im going to do this to nads.

why cant i find a decent place to live?

dumpsters starting at 875./mo.

you remember portishead. well, i love them and i really like this rendition of glory box.