i tried bringing sexy back but the woman at walmart assured me i didnt get it there.

the BEST show on TV right now

i laughed so hard at the episode called cece crashes. holy shit.

people that keep their chin up probably don't find as much change as i do.

just one look at you and i know its gonna be... 

each and every time

jealous.

CHRISTMAS WANT

sometimes i wish i was a cat just so i can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh.

i got fooled again... shame on me.

october 5th was my birthday. ive been moving for 9 straight days. last bit of packing was loaded into my truck today. im finally all done. go back to work after a 9 day vacation tomorrow. start a 830 am. not well rested. the end.

It's pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.

i find this fascinating.

everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up.

hahaha