this is my all time favorite candy, i love it so much i tend to get a tad over protective. i can and will eat the whole box during a movie and almost always think i am having a jammer directly afterwards but do not dare ask me for one of my bottle caps...  buy your own, dood. Mmm mmm bottlecaps. one for me... none for you.

i am there for you no matter what, anytime, day or night, unless i am watching rome on hbo or i am eating pie.

if you say "My Cocaine" out-loud, you are also saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice. MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN

click these if bored. it's addictive:   http://www.baconorbeercan.com/    http://www.hairpieceorherpes.com/

"Vodka, Bourbon, Tequila!" - me calling the shots.

tonight is going to be a shit show. i completely paid off my gold card last week and so at least i know i can get home in a limo later when i cant find anyone i went out with.

schmidt happens.

ok, i know i've already burped off enough about how my new favorite show is 'new girl' but i swear that every time i watch it i fall deeper and deeper in love with schmidt. this guy's lines are delicious. 'cece crashes' was one of my favorite episodes but after catching last nights i am going to refer to sushi as 'samurai snacks' forever. scrummy.


"you coming, schmidt?"
"let me grab my cardigan."

hahaha... this looks familiar, Lucky Dog.

let me introduce you to my office computer wallpaper

man, this makes me giggle every single day. how fantastic.

and before bros, churros.

i love and respect people who dare to tell the truth. people who tell it like it is regardless of the outcome... that's the attitude to have if you want a normal relationship. Yes, it can hurt to hear it sometimes but wouldn't you rather it come from a friend than have a bunch of people think it behind your back. If you ask me, that is what constitutes a true friend and those are hard to find.

no passive aggressive bullshit just be honest.

facebook says we're 'friends' but I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.

In all of the years, I don't think I've ever posted a personal comment on facebook. not once. yes, i blog and make personal comments here, the difference being one on one, where facebook is a room full of people. If you want to read this blog then that's up to you, after all you came here, it's not on a public thread or thrust at you via private message.