Take a Tour of an Upside Down House.

i am a krabby patty today.
working the late shift followed by an opening shift sucks.
no woo.

all mine are gone.

How to

Boobs, Only Seconds Away... Your patience will be rewarded.

i asked the barista for a Nyqilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A "wereista" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil.

good thing for protective glass?

feed the hungry lion already.

eeasy on the e's

Mighty Mouse

Brain Storm, known as the world's smartest mouse, impressively takes on a pretty complex obstacle course.

kitty cat sings the blues

currently being overplayed.

Ellie Goulding has one of those soothing voices. very unique plus i love this tune.

Claude the Tasmanian King Crab

Weighing in at a hefty 15 lbs and measuring 15 inches wide, when Claude is fully grown he will weigh over 30 lbs. You would lose more than a finger in those pinchers... just look at the size of em.       

Truth or Dare by Madonna

Madonna is slinking her way into footwear now, as her Truth or Dare product line Frankenstein continues to lumber it's way through retail everywhere. How awesome is this woman.

The singer is producing a line of footwear in conjunction with Aldo, which will include over 60 styles priced from $89 to $349. One of Madonna's friends, stylist and "W.E." costume designer Arianne Phillips, will serve as creative consultant.

The Truth or Dare shoes will launch this fall at Macy’s, Nordstrom and ASOS.com, a pop-up shop at Selfridges in the U.K. and The Bay in Canada. Aldo Shoes will be producing Madonna’s line, making this their first licensing agreement. The shoes are being geared toward 27- to 50-year-old women, a demographic not in tuned with the Material Girl label. There are also talks of launching an intimates collection in 2013.

So far, the shoes appear to ooze the same kind of glitzy aesthetic as Madonna's 2012 Super Bowl halftime show: all glitter and gold and black lace. I loved those boots.

Madonna previously released a Truth or Dare fragrance as part of her new line this past April. I bought it and LOVE it. It's truly unique. It will be the perfume I wear everyday, twice a day, forever. Bill Blass NUDE was a true love but i cant find it in Canada anymore (put that in the birthday hint pipe and smoke it)

I'm excited mostly because I love Gold. It's hard to find anything with gold. Hopefully she will coo'whip out purses to match the shoes. GOLD!!!!