Treat Your Guy To a Donut.

Thanks for the sex advice, Cosmopolitan magazine!
That's just not the filling i want in my donut :/
       

school of stingrays

i'd crap my wetsuit.

the long or short of it.

weddings, sigh!
family weddings = framed pictures forever.
only a few more months to go before my brothers big day, one of the few significant events to happen in my life thus far, and my main concern is how I'm suppose to grow a pair big enough in time to chop my hair off. me. me. me. me. me. me. me. me.

Time-Lapse Map Of Europe

Fast forwarding from ca 1000 AD until 2003 showing EU shifting borders, alliances, unions, territories & occupied land

the coolest 3 yr old alive

could the parents be more proud.

SO MUCH RANDOMNESS.

Have you heard the Mysterious Sounds?

Mysterious sounds have been heard booming from the sky all around the world - in some cases they were so loud they set off car alarms. The unsettling noises were heard recently from Europe to Canada, sounding like groans and powerful horns. I am posting this 15 minute youtube video, an accumulation of videos that have come in these past months from all over the globe, take a listen.

The internet has been buzzing with theories about what the sounds could be, with scientific explanations such as electromagnetic noise emitted from auroras and radiation belts to ridiculous speculation such as signs of the mayan predicted apocalypse or the big world alien invasion as seen in most motion pictures.

What are these noises and what in the world is going on?

sad but true.

not guilty.

 

i dont want to go to sleep...

because it's back to work when i wake up.

me likie.

a little too close to my knee caps for comfort.
adorable nylons nonetheless.

Scopolamine

Introducing Columbia's scariest drug. This is what it is, what it does, and how it will ruin society.

a few drinks might help break the curse.