GOLD!!!!

yes, she totally just farted.

seriously? you couldn't refrain from letting one rip on live television? that sounded wet.

i nicknamed my vagina Ray Liotta because it used to be awesome but now it's kind of a big greasy disaster.

this one goes out to... you know who you are.

Bill Murray Hosts Tour of Moonrise Kingdom.

The new Wes Anderson movie!

I don’t believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia, and abandonment. However much of that gets heaped upon you doesn’t matter - it’s only a matter of how much you can take and what it does to you.

- henry rollins

May 20th's Solar Eclipse... FROM SPACE!

NASA MAY 20th 2012 ANNUAL SOLAR ECLIPSE

welcome to the richmond chinese night market.

where you are guaranteed to find the best in knock offs available like this fine snooby bag or a genuine bucci belt.

Canadians, As Described In Japanese Textbooks.

as usual japan nails it.

12-year old Victoria Grant explains why her homeland, Canada, and most of the world, is in debt.

New Product Alert: Scented Man Candles

       
because only a man would spend 30$ on a ham scented candle.

why cant i draw hands

ok, not so bad so far now i just need to add the hand and....

fek.

a true idiot puts LOL after everything they text. lol

am i right? lol

please stop. lol.

it's not even remotely funny. lol.

ok, bye. lol.

believe it or not i didn't make this sign.