SUNDAY Morning...

the best breakfast day of the week, make it yummy, you deserve it.

UFO Sighting - Himalayas

real or fake? you make the call.

Worlds Smallest Fire Truck.

Harry Potter Coolers made me puke rainbows

gurl imma have to call you back.

Went to the Dr. today, looks like I was born with too much awesome.

Most Common Side Effects: An overabundance of HATERS.

Turns out I'm gonna survive.

i think grandma's ghost is farting in the bathroom.

i wish i had this kind of relationship with my dog.

There are assholes, and then there are people who applaud after movies

A friend of mine told me that he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin, I asked how he could tell them apart, and he said her brother has a mustache. nuk nuk nuk. this guys hot.