Google-pedia says this water park is  a converted structure from the Beijing Olympics. CoolBeans.

The Chewbacca Glass Pipe

insert your witty Star Wars weed pun here.

lazyman loadin' is the only way because 'two-trips' is the worse nick name. 

Denis The Cat Burglar Stole My Pants

BUSTED BY CCTV, the jury finds the defendant Guilty.

nothing further to report.

Paddlin' My Barge like a Baws.

River transport Vietnamese style!! Saigon River Vietnam.

Music by the great John Lee Hooker, I rowed a little boat.

animal puns

If you want to know what happens after we die, read over my shoulder with food in your mouth.

R2D2 Grill = rad.

This is the droid you are looking for.

Quick! To the Melonmobile!

Seedless but not Seatless.
Yeah, I had nothing. 

The hardest part about keeping up with the Kardashians is swallowing all that jizz....

BOOBS. Proof that men can focus on two things at once.

snooki and j-woww. together forever.

guess who's thankful i dont have cable. i.