beer before liquor never sicker. toothpaste before orange juice, dead..

and also... beer before liquor because alphabetical order.

i wont be impressed with science until i can download a pizza... or waffle.

i bet i would wear this everyday and love it.

i really do.

just imagine the beach

my finger broke through the toilet paper so i dunked my hand in liquid nitrogen and shattered it with a hammer.

I'm going to make this girl mine... right click, save as.

i am approaching this crossroad at full speed.

HOLY SHIT, i love suits.

i am always stoked when a new episode is waiting for me to watch, for instance, right now... and i have to be up for work in 5 hours.

i want this canoe outfit.

imagine wearing it in a pool or lake... or best ever idea, down white water rapids.