BIRTHDAY WANT!!!!!

cue lonely island tune here.

a glimpse at october 5th 2012

HAPPY TUESDAY

Trying to hold in a really big fart during a conversation:

im pretty sure most ladies hold it in, it goes back up and comes out of their mouth in the form of bitching.

today i am thinking about my friend, Brandie. life has dealt her serious shit this past month and it makes me sad. life really isnt fair, but i suppose it's not fair for anyone, which makes it fair. i love ya stacks and stacks b.  *please see above example.

cant. stop. watching.

a love a lil twist on things....

are you thinking what im thinking?

my bumhole is already a little sore.

5 is usually my lucky number.

GOOD AFTERNOON, SUNDAY

I've just opened a yumbo bottle of red, poured myself a heaping glass and will now let numb ensue... happy sunday, folks.