Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Slowest news day in history.


The Happiest Footballer. Woo-hoo!


Seth MacFarlane To Host 2013 Oscar Telecast


Love him or hate him, he's pretty fucking charismatic. What do you think... Great idea or primed to flop? i think it's great.

my boyfriends autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt.


Pretty Sure No One's Ever Been This Excited 



Tacos Are Bad For Your Health...  but who in the hell eats 'em like that?


Taco Bell Employee Of The Month [Pic]. Earned for his impeccable
customer service and mad swag.

Halloween Costume of the Day



Pretty sure this costume would be fairly suitable for at least a third of Vancouver.

How To Eat A Cupcake Like A Gentleman


Ever have trouble eating a cupcake without looking like a fool?

The Appropriate Smart Car Paint Job


We all recognize this, don't we?

Why Is It Dark At Night?



Doritos: The New Greatest Condiment Ever?




All signs point to yes!

When I'm drunk I whisper in Caps Lock.


3 days left until my Birthday... something really bad always happens the week before my birthday. Also, if you plan a surprise party for me, I'll freak out that you mixed friends from all the separate facets of my life, and start killing people. Just a friendly warning.

Fool me once, fine by me. Fool me twice, jokes on you. I still dont give a fuck.


During the Cubs and Pirates game before he got ejaculated a Fan Makes Blowjob Gestures Behind the Home Plate. Hilarious.

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Monday, October 1, 2012


SORRY, WRONG NUMBER !!!

Candice Sortino = my new hero