Thursday, November 8, 2012

lieutenant bottle opener at your service


D'awww of the Day



can you imagine pulling soft french bread out of the oven, breaking it in half, and sticking your feet in your brand new bread slippers... it still wouldn't be as fantastic as this.


new girl and community
the best shows on tv.

look out thursday. guess who has a new alternator.


ok, so my 500 dollar car just encountered it's first trip to jump start city after i left my lights on during glam gala and drained the battery. apparently my poor little alternator just couldn't take it. to make a long story medium, i am happy to report that my now 860 dollar car is purring like a kitten. i'll tell ya, the greatest part about owning a piece of utter shit vehicle is that i don't care if you hit me... just be warned: i have 200,000 liability and a blue collar job. so there we are. where are we?

motion to rename diarrhea "craps lock"


Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Top 'o the Wednesday to ya.



With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

David's Pizza


SOLD!

What leads a person to do this? And why so sad?

this is a rAd table.


Susan B Anthony: The Smackdown, Election Day


Here's Susan B Anthony trying to vote during the 1872 election. She was fined $100 for registering to vote. Not to mention the treatment she received. For Shame.


Obama wins 2nd term: 'The best is yet to come'



(full transcript)

Tuesday, November 6, 2012


oh fuck you, you laughed.

"Ckip Rok." That's my name, don't wear it out!