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Drunk People Everywhere Dismay

 

If read incorrectly, upon entry you'll most likely see some peen.

MY SUNDAY CONFESSION:

 

every time i see anne hathaway, it's like my very first time hating anne hathaway.

Daily Dose of Drama

From the makers of "Push Button to Add Drama" comes another advertisement stunt that puts ordinary people on the street in the middle of the action. The red button of drama is back.

poor becky

what did i do last night?

 

"if i should die before i wake,

please don't draw any dicks on my face."

ad placement fail.

 

you know it's funny, i was just talking about runny vaginas this morning.

job applications should include the question: "Do you plan on opening cans of tuna at work, shithead?"

Fuck you, Dave. 

I’m gonna D’awwwwww this little fella

LAZY SUNDAY

drug the spaghetti? now that's my kinda parenting.

im sitting eating mandarines (not chinese people) and blogging. i swear life cant get any better.

i have the most amazing friends.

it's hard our here for a wimp.

i swear this is what cats are like when no one is looking.

such manipulating little fuckers.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo way

His Mother's Maiden Name Was V. Gina