hashtag forever alone.

sorry my easter card is late.

farticle - a fart particle. it's just so god damn simple.

i hope you guys had a happy easter - i spent mine with my best friend natalie & (we did pysanky, as we always do each year) guy and dylan and josie and christine and josef. My best friend and her family all own forests, blow glass and order this great white wine by the case - it's all pretty nifty

i hate when im spying on someone in the shower and they let out a fart. what a sicko.

Ok!!!! Please stop asking me to sing at your weddings.

VAT's PEEP? - josef

Adriana: “Peeeeeeeps!”

This post is so out of context.

D'awww of the Day

please put him back in the ocean, kind sir

Nursery Design WIN Favorite

We've Found Them

*high five me*

Dude, please turn off that Kardashian show when my Meth Dealer shows up so we dont look like losers, ok?

The Majesty of Glacier Park, Monatana

soooooo, i bought tomb raider yesterday and i pre ordered bioshock infinite and am picking it up today... drool.

Commencing a no pants weekend... gonna need to wipe my hands on something. 

truthful candy names

Open Wide

Feed me mail human!

Doing Hard Time

D'awwww of the Day. Tell mom I love her. I'll be out in 5yrs.

Coolest Father Of The Year Nominee