FACT: chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

Orgy Artwork WIN

Creepy-cool-scary-icky-amazing.

now im itchy

Doggy Playing Patty Cake is the Dawwwww of the Day

No Beef

im so into this song, it now dominates my playlists, but it's no surprise with how much i love steve aoki. he is just my GOD. the best is when miss palmer kicks in at 2:30ish.

F'd up camel.

ZING

seriously stoked. game of thrones is back and i am one happy little shitstain.

mostly clean underpants: check.

want to know the worst thing about yourself? hang out with a kid for an hour, then ask them.

un-poppable

ummmmm, why are you still sitting here... go make this now.

Who Wore it Better?

can i pay in pop?

Bottle Cap WIN

The Infinity Bridge, Stockton

The Hidden Beach of Honopu, Hawaii

💯 going on the bucket list.
If you know me then you know that Hawaii is one of my most coveted places in the world.
I bet this is exactly where the guy of my dreams is hiding. I better get to that beach!!!