well said

Illusions are dangerous people: they have no flaws.

when it comes to love i give 110%
when it comes to farting i would not recommend 110%.

Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.

nuk nuk nuk

Looking Up at the Tokyo Tower

Denied!

when you try something and fail, it doesn't mean you're a failure. Just kidding, it totally does.

Bebe Christopher Walken!

Frank Zappa was so GD awesome

feel so close

fuck, i'm in love.

It Puts the Lotion on its Skin

is it weird that i want this?

no they won't

sushi 7 skies

i am all over this like a horny teenager.
crank it up and rip off the knob 1:08ish

Shut Up and Take My Money!

that depressing moment when you pull up at work and the building is not engulfed in flames.