WANT

Lauren and I drank Absinthe...

Im no longer an absinthe virgin.
pretty sure i got engaged, barfed in the kids playground at the A&W drive thru and then gave away all my onion rings. what a great night. i love you, Lau. remember that when you notice that i may have driven home this morning with your visitor parking pass.

whenever i order a coke & the waiter says "Is pepsi ok?", I say "I dont know, is this ok?" & then I break the chair on his head & leave.

If you choose pepsi over coke, that's your mistake. *smash*

BackYard Movie Night

oh yeah, it's happening in my backyard.
bring a chair, blanket and pillow.
open bar.

Now That's the Picture of Summer

OPEN BAR for MOVIE NIGHT!!!

Pool Toys WIN

wicked people take the time to do shit like this. LOVE it

you're going to love making mistakes.

so fantastic. want. want. want.

i live in snobs.

From an H.R. Giger exhibit in Spain, 2009.

don't look up.

Just an Octopus on a Tortoise, Move Along

Dunkin is Playing Hardball Now

Nice one Mom

#adrianarules

D'awww of the Day

it's not what you think...

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.