when im drunk i whisper in caps lock.

Found Me!

Shark Attack!

Facebook Needs a New Option

The Coffee Process

sounds about right.

Combination Bed and Catapult

bonsaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii

The Daddle

*rides off into the sunset*

BEST CAKE

the finishing touch: a little splatter of chocolate pudding..

"Are You Authorized to Be in Here? Then GET OUT!"

Pub of the Week: The Bucket of Blood

This pub in Cornwall, is supposedly named after a legend where the landlord went to the well and instead of water drew up a bucket of blood. Apparently there was a dead guy at the bottom of the well. I can drink to that!

Care for a Shot?

LET ME SEE YOU DANCE!!!

STILL DREAMING

Belstaff Antique Cuero Slim Boots - Trialmaster PH in cognac colored leather - Belstaff classic Trialmaster in a new finish: 2cm inside platform and 11 cm chunky heel - typical quilted stiches, classic cut with round toe - zipper and buckle - slim fitted shaft - extremely robust, nice and comfortable - a mix of love and lust. I have wanted these for awhile. I’m pretty sure I’ve posted it before. Sorry not sorry.

Ever Seen A Trailer Park Like This?

me either.

my least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend.