Dang It, I Order Pepperoni!

D'awwwwwww of the Day

Cobbs Crack Bread

seriously, please go buy the white flour loaf from cobbs bread, have them slice it *FINE* and then go home and toast it. once golden brown (possibly a few runs through the toaster) swipe on some real salted butter. this is my CRaCK. it's fucking stupid how good this is. heavenly.

side note: absolutely lovely with black tea.

At Least There Was an Apology?

Companion For Hire

What an entrepreneur! With pricing and 'services' this good how could you resist? #7 I need this cell phone number STAT... man, you know it's pretty damn serious when you sign your own picture.

that's the last straw

1912 Eighth Grade Examination

This copy of the Eighth Grade Exam for Bullitt County Schools in 1912 was donated to the Bullitt County History Museum. Obviously it tested some things that were more relevant at that time than now.

Note that there are several typesetting mistakes on the test including a mistake in the spelling list. The word "eneeavor" should be "endeavor."

An interesting look at education 101 years ago. Could you pass it? As per usual i failed!!! Answers provided in the credits link below.

Answers Here

My Advice for Your Saturday Night

Get the Lady a Porter!

Ron Jeremy Has His Own Rum!

It's called Ron de Jeremy (creative), and I don't think it makes your no-no tube any bigger.

They've Got Me!

This Dog Needs Some Bongos

FECK OFF!!!!!!!!

opinions are like mustaches, they're only bad when women have them.

Happy Shark Week... For the Hungry Sharks