cant. stop. watching. x3

come on barbie it’s almost my birthday

bad news: my account was deactivated. fuck you barbie.com
#Party #NoRules #hanjob

Well, that didnt work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying "Threesome?"

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven... he couldn’t reach the doorknob

my phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie... this is a must read.

Would anybody read this?

Anyone find this 'interesting'?

Just me?

Okay, I know the way out.

er, hold on...

Blop Blop Blop

We Can Fix ALMOST Anything

Kevin Smith Has Had a Rare Privilege

Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new movie. Which can only mean one thing... Matt Damon as Robin.

Orangutan Swimming

The Ol' Ridge Back Potato Hop

i love it when they do that. spazzy little fuckers

words to the wise

it's a pirates life for me

That's Off-Sides, Right?