That Looks Like a Lot of Things, and Chicken is Not One of Them

quality

cant. stop. watching.

FACT: my garbage disposal cant even handle this banana right now and I'm wondering if i actually have a garbage disposal.

Resolved Indeed!

mine is called Ross.

Totally Looks Like

For When You Need a Beer, Then a Shot

If You Make it to 2, I'd Be Impressed

HAPPY OCTOBER 1st, to ya.

Im glad to be spending this October in Canadia. 
It is after all, the best time of the year.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Jack Russell With a Shih Tzu?

the only way to look cool again after falling down an entire flight of stairs is to turn right back around and fall back up to the top.

imagine the sound of a bare-arse slide.

D'awwww of the day

I swear, a pigeon at the bus stop this morning was trying to flirt with me. Anyway, totally fucked that pigeon.

Domino's Pizza Tracker

There are few things in this world as fantastic as a Pizza Tracker.

WARNING

that I don’t give