Saturday, January 25, 2014

Ancients


This film follows the ancient cycle of sunset, to night, to sunrise. A continuous loop of perpetual movement that has been unbroken since the dawn of time, and the only true constant in our lives.

After you click play, look to the bottom right of the video and switch the setting from the 360p to the 720p HD version... or you can watch the HD version on Vimeo by clicking here

Breathtaking Lunar Panorama



It's been more than 40 years since anyones actually stood on the moon, but thanks to the Chinese space agency and the magic of the internet, you can be virtually transported to Earths natural satellite.

This interactive panorama uses images from the Change 3 lunar lander, which touched down on the moon in December. It was assembled by photographer Andrew Bodrov of Estonia (check out the fullscreen view for the Apollo astronaut effect). You can pan and zoom over the gray landscape, spotting craters and even our blue and green home planet hanging in the sky.


Change 3 is the first probe to soft land on the moon since Russias Luna 24 touched down in 1976. The lander includes scientific instruments, cameras, and a tiny rover named Yutu after the mythical pet rabbit of Change, the goddess of the moon. The conspiracy theorists wondering why there arent any stars in the panorama should read up on how cameras and lighting work.



It's A Dirty Job....


Duties include: Forward, Reverse, Forward, Reverse, Forward, Reverse.

Expert Camouflage


The Expert Camouflage WINNER goes to the 4th picture, i still can't figure out what the fuck is in it... Damn nature, Y U so disguised?

The reason it's called the EGGPLANT


How did I live half of my entire human life on this earth not knowing this.

Halloween Costume WINNER


URINE Danger


i know a girl who pisses like she's got a horse dong... this sign would be perfect for her.

what kind of an attempt was that

I wonder how much her oversized head weighs?





Have you ever seen a Raccoon Dog?


The Raccoon Dog, or Tanuki, is indigenous to East Asia and is closely related to the raccoon, thus its similar appearance. It is a very strong climber and can often be found in trees... but the most interesting fact about the Tanuki is that it has magical powers.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Behold the Wine Condom


THINK REFRIGERATOR STORAGE.

The WINE CONDOM will sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes the well known "Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator" Syndrome. 

Plus... the WINE CONDOM stows comfortably in your pocket or wallet.

Listen, Nobody Can Follow This Rule


Luckily, you can still laugh at your own.

Walmart Knows How to Do Valentine's Day.

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.