Sunday, March 23, 2014

kitty heaven.

WHAT??? I'm not hiding...

CLOAK is the Perfect App for Avoiding Everyone You Never Want to Talk to Ever Again


Here's the premise behind the mobile app Cloak: Cloak will scrub the data of your "friends" using their Instagram and Foursquare information (remember, these are things they voluntarily give out) and display them on a map using your phone's GPS. Just like that, you can completely avoid them in real time as they update their information. There's a few problems, of course. Namely, you're only going to be able to avoid people that incessantly update their every move on social media - though to be fair that seems like the perfect kind of person to excise from your life forever.

Then there's another matter entirely, that this is actually kind of a dream program for stalkers. So, uh, double-edged sword I guess?


If you ask me....IT'S THE MARAUDER'S MAP FOR MUGGLES.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Who Forgot the 'Slippery Floor' Sign?!

The Worst Situation for a Flightless Bird

Hopefully All of Us Will be This Rockin' When We're Older


aren't they the average age of all metal fans?

How Long Do You Let it Marinade?


he's going to end up with marinara sauce all over his noodle.

Fat level : Ultra


me:[heavy breathing]

The Best Gun Hole-ster in Town.

The Dessert to END them ALL

Do you know what this SATURDAY needs?


BETTY WHITE EATING A HOTDOG!
you're welcome.

MAKE IT YOURSELF: Chocolate Bowls

KID LIFE HACKS


Marvellous Spatuletail

Marvellous spatuletails are hummingbirds found only in the forest edges of a remote valley in northern Peru. They only have four tail feathers and in the male the outer two are elongated and end in a violet-blue disc or spatule. These remarkable tail feathers are frantically waved by the male as he hovers in front of the female during a display of his fitness as a mate.