My favorite part in Pretty Woman is her joy when he agrees to pay $3,000 for 6 days, effectively lowering her rate from $100/hr to $21/hr

A red winged black bird riding on the back of a bald eagle.

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Me to 6 year old trick or treater dressed as a witch: "I wish you'd cackle less" Her: Give me a snickers you old piece of shit.

gettin that Vitamin D

Try it!

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This is probably how it happened!

Go ahead, Google it.

Man, I'm getting old!

That pun doesn't really appear newt to me.

You could always sue them for salamander.

Probably Some Kind of Siamese?