Poll Dancing Lessons Don't Prepare You for the Real World

Ceratocanthus Beetles are nature's Transformers.

Try and get my Dark Side, Man.

This ugly cookie totally looks like Anne Ramsey

The Goonies celebrate 30 years today.
Movie Release Date: June 7th 1985

Putting Some Tape in Perspective

The fridge, which I'm hereby dubbing the R2Beer2, is set to hit the market some time next year.

What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold beverages delivered to you by a droid, obviously. 

Japanese appliance brand Aqua has created this adorable and functional R2D2 miniature refrigerator for exactly that.  As if having an R2 mini-fridge wasn't cool enough, the unit is also capable of going wireless and delivering your beverages to you by remote control!

Who needs a significant other to bring you a beer when you've got a robot who doesn't judge your drinking habits.

Poetry in a Parking Lot

This unopened beer is 140 years old.

This beer is Allsopp's Arctic Ale, brewed for an arctic expedition that failed in 1875. An auctioneer selling the beer told the BBC that in researching the beer he found it would most likely be "sweet tasting with a hint of tobacco," based on a similar beer that was opened and tasted.  

possibly my favorite tweet

Roasted Marshmallow Shots!

Have a great weekend!

Gutter Berries

Here is an interesting way to grow strawberries. Fill an old rain gutter with soil, plant the berries and harvest them as they overhang! 

Tree branches fused with picture frames are pretty darn awesome!

I'm the Ron Jeremy of banging my baby toe into furniture.

So I'm walking, in a half dead - zombie like state, to the little girls room (big girls are allowed too btw) at approx 4am a few nights back and I guess half way there I subconsciously decide to kick the fuck out of my coffee table leg with my baby toe.

Well, holy shit that hurt more than most self inflicted injuries I've encountered lately... but worst of all, days later, my damn toe still looks like the Grimace ride at a Mc Donald's playground... for ants!

Solution: I painted both my finger and toe nails a lovely shade of grimace purple! 

Update: 20 appendages are now ugly as apposed to just the one.

Lastly: Award yourself +10 points if you got the zoolander reference.