Calvin King: Real American Hero.

OMG!!!! *runs to market* 

This rose holds a little surprise.

Can confirm. Have been to church.

Camping Trailers for Dogs

Yup.

Wisdom 101

I make love like I use semicolons; rarely and probably incorrectly.

Happy Humpday

[shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair.

Weight Watchers Knife&Fork

I Can Smell Love In The Air

A important public announcement about contraceptive efficiency.

Say it out loud!