According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven.

Mini Octopus

Have a great hare day!

Just put an entire frozen chicken up my ass.

April Fools... it was just the drumstick.

I don't understand why parents do this.

100%

Ghost egg scared of it's own 'boo'bies.

Me, this past weekend!!!!

FUN FACT: my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

Are we counting down to Valentines Day yet? No! #poutyface

Happy ❤️ Day

Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump.

*with the exception of wasps.

Kill those useless pieces of shit.