I grew up in a time when a Dracula costume had a picture of Dracula on the chest below the word "Dracula." It wasn't an imaginative time.

I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones.

Something people in McDonalds have? Fries. Something people in McDonalds don't have? Ankles.

Old guys use the worst cellphones.

Yup. This is my Dad. #Leroy

The "secret ingredient" in my hugs is boner. -best t-shirt ever, man do I wish I was a dude sometimes!

What’s with me & T-shirts!?

Well, I don’t know. *Sigh*

The jury is still out...  but hey, you can bet when they’re back they’d all be gettin’ awesome T-shirts!

#ME

Fun Fact:

ANSWER: just the puppies.

According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven.

Mini Octopus

Have a great hare day!

Just put an entire frozen chicken up my ass.

April Fools... it was just the drumstick.

I don't understand why parents do this.

100%

Ghost egg scared of it's own 'boo'bies.