Lethal Injection or Hanging!?

with hanging your neck brakes which severs your spinal cord which causes your blood pressure to drop to nothing and you lose consciousness... you don’t actually die for several minutes.

with Lethal Injection they inject an anesthetic first which puts you to sleep and then a paralytic which stops your diaphragm and your lungs and then potassium which stops your heart.

It’s a tough call.
Shall we discuss drawn and quartered vs. drowning?

bus stop flirting 101

I just copied my EHarmony bio from a used car website -White -Good Condition -Reliable -Cheap -Some evidence of rear end damage.

Nah, but I’m loving this though. 💯 

What have you been up to the past 3 years?

Yup, I’m back.
Everyone just settle the fuck down.

Don’t do this...

I told you.

true story

Great Restaurant Name? Or Greatest Restaurant Name?

There are two wolves who are always fighting. One is darkness and despair. The other is light and hope. The question is: which wolf wins?

The one you feed.

Erotic short story #177: "You golf?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "Then let's see how you do on this hole," she said, pointing to her crotch.

Something new for your travel bucket list:

Get thee to the Massachusetts Bermuda Triangle, otherwise known as the ‘Bridgewater Triangle.’ The area is roughly 200 square miles and filled with strange rock carvings, petroglyphs, and lore based on the brutal deaths and cultural annihilation of 3,000 Wampanoag tribes people. Locals say the area is very haunted with monsters and memories which refuse to be forgotten.

“By the end of King Philip’s war, nearly 3,000 Wampanoag men, women and children were killed or sold onto slave ships bound for the West Indies. The landscape is dotted with stone monuments to their lives here. Their ghosts have morphed over centuries into foreboding fairytales of fantastic creatures and fanged entities that tell us more about the ancestral guilt and paranoia of the conquerors than the natives themselves.”

Interested in the mysterious or unexplained... Well, then here are a few more for your bucket list... Don't forget about "The Oregon Vortex" or The Mystery Spot in the redwood forests of Santa Cruz, California. Most importantly, don't forget the "G-Spot". One of our world's greatest mysteries.

5 bucks says one is Black Liquorice

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Saturday mood

You should never wear a fanny pack because it makes you look like you're wearing a fanny pack.