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SUNDAY MENU: Housekeeping with a side of haunting.

When one of the better selfies you’ve ever taken is

because a filter/mask is covering 60% of your face. 😒

Finding a job when you move to a foreign country and live in a rural village is hard business. I lucked out and have been working at a very old, very haunted hotel for almost a year now. Yes, I’ve heard the ghost. I’ve never experienced anything like it and until that moment I was a non-believer. Today the housekeeper on shift called in sick and so guess who’s been pulled off bar restock and put upstairs.

Here’s the kicker; A few of the depart rooms are down on the original side of the hotel, where the ghost is almost always active when someone is by themselves. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little on edge about being all alone today but that pales in comparison to how much I know I’m gonna hurt later. 10 fuuuuuuucking rooms on zero sleep. Man, I wish this superhero mask did more than make me look like a knob.

Just your regular Sunday stuff.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Don’t forget to update any Euro notes you may have.

#BREXIT

current status:

#missingpvtpyle

10 Interesting Facts about Me

Most of you probably won’t read this, but I thought I’d post some random and useless facts about myself so you can get to know me a bit better.

when u accidently type me instead of my

I just posted "How do I find answers using Google.com?" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

As promised, I’m writing a small blip about what’s been going on this past 3.5 years.

“STAND BY FOR ACTION.” -Captain Scarlet, Stingray & Thunderbirds.

PICARD gets 2 lollipops. That’s a double thumbs-up.

Just my favourite man in the whole world in a spin off of my favourite TV series of all ‘space’ and time. Watched the first episode last week with my jaw on the floor. It’s so great it was renewed for a second season before it was even premiered.

I could go on and on but I’ll save you the agony and just tell you that a new episode is available to watch on prime every Friday and guess what?! It’s FRIDAY! P.A.R.T.Y.T.I.M.E. #foreveralone

Dr. Office FAIL or WIN? You decide.

Erm, That emoji is NOT coughing.

More importantly: where do I find this emoji!? 

Lethal Injection or Hanging!?

with hanging your neck brakes which severs your spinal cord which causes your blood pressure to drop to nothing and you lose consciousness... you don’t actually die for several minutes.

with Lethal Injection they inject an anesthetic first which puts you to sleep and then a paralytic which stops your diaphragm and your lungs and then potassium which stops your heart.

It’s a tough call.
Shall we discuss drawn and quartered vs. drowning?

bus stop flirting 101

I just copied my EHarmony bio from a used car website -White -Good Condition -Reliable -Cheap -Some evidence of rear end damage.

Nah, but I’m loving this though. 💯 

What have you been up to the past 3 years?

Yup, I’m back.
Everyone just settle the fuck down.

Don’t do this...

I told you.