Monday, June 6, 2011

east bound and down



love. woo.
cant stop saying it. hoo.

an actual conversation i had with my brother.

dave: Sister. Huge Accidents on the highway. Did you see it?
j: NO damn. I love that guy.
dave: What guy?
j: Hugh Jackman.
dave: Yeah, on the highway... did you see it on your way to work?
j: Why would they be filming on the highway?
dave: Filming what?
j: A movie.. Huge Jackman! Hey, have you seen Thor yet? That guy is HOT. woo...
dave: ((((click)))))
j: hello?

seether - country song


i cant get enough of this song right now.
it reminds me of the old days and all the awesome camping trips with the gang. fuck we got shittt-tay in the day.

Ohhh bebe!


ok. apparently it's lip product week on this stupid blog.

my best friend, Natalie, and her sister, Andrea, introduced me to one of the loves of my life over 15 years ago.. bebe young care.

And just like Nat and Andi, I have a tube of this on my night stand, in my purse, truck, bathroom, kitchen, assorted baskets and drawers around my house, coat pockets as well as a bunch more sitting in my refrigerator crisper. 


Although this stuff is completely yummy delicious I've only been able to order it from Germany. Via Trip or Internet. (hence the crisper)


There are many different types to choose from and I've tried quite a few but my absolute favourite is the one in the photo shown above. It's pearlized so it gives your lips a translucent opalescence while keeping them moist and kiss kiss kissable and it doesn't hurt that it tastes like chocolate and smells ever so slightly of baby powder.


approx: 5-10$ depending on your internet shopping skills.


you're welcome.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

a bit of eye candy


yes please.

Saturday, June 4, 2011



my business is awkward smiles and poorly executed high-fives, and business is good.

i see bed people.

rushed home after work tonight to be with the love of my life.



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iphone app for C&H .99cents.
Totally worth it!

Rouge Jar


Anna Sui Rouge Jar just saved my life.
With horrid pale morning lips I looked dead.
i love lip stain because i hate lipstick.
This product applies clear and in minutes stains a corpse mouth into a perfect set of pink lips.


The only negative thing I have to say about any Anna Sui product is that it strongly smells/tastes like flowers, in particular, Rose... but if you can suck it up, it's worth it.

Love it for only $23.-

Friday, June 3, 2011

Lucky Sookie


There is something about this song that makes me crave True Blood and a vampire ride.

Are your parents assholes? Because you're the shit!!!!


why yes they are... and thank you.

Mmmm Noodles



wait for it...

Great News! If you quit being cunty the world will stop being against you!

i will never learn this.