organic strawberries are the best by far. i ate this one. yummm.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
oh caffeine, you never fuck me like you used to......
i've been a very good girl on a very strict diet.
no room for error. 100% no fun. no exceptions. BOME. DONE.
i am very strong but when the gods through obvious signs of my preferred treat right in my face, that's just playing down right dirty.
better than chocolate (cadbury is pretty darn good tho), better than ice cream... it's liberte. Mmmm.
if you love yogurt and haven't tried liberte you should probably stop everything you are doing and go get some. it is so effing good it's just dumb; only one itsy bitsy little warning... you will gain one pound per spoonful.
mediterranean liberte cherry is my absolute favourite.
i love cherry anything really... unfortunately, no cherries allowed whilst on said diet. waaah. wah. fwap.
bad start to the day.
must pass truck. must get to work.
superman test.
do you think you have what it takes to spot the difference?
there is only one and according to studies only 10% of you can find it.
Now, if you think you are ready to beat the superman test:
1. take a good long look at this picture. study it well.
2. when you are ready just click 'check out more'.
honestly, i couldn't find it... good luck.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
here comes the baby with the stupid name.
breaking dawn part one.
uh, uh, uh! dry humps. excited.
release date: November 2011.
date with jols?
a sad story.
i recently switched to herbal essences and have discovered that I do not have a clit on the top of my head... but holy shit does that stuff make your hair smell great. PINK!
Saturday, June 11, 2011
the black label collection
Um, you should see my face right now (tears falling)… I’m all choked up over these gorgeous pieces of artwork. That’s right, Gianmarco Lorenzi heels are fucking amazing, stunning, unique and unfortunately extremely pricey... but that's just another trait about a work of art that leaves you speechless!
my all time favourite designer
absolutely everything that she designs infects me with pure unadulterated ecstasy immediately followed by the longing to buy it and put it in my closet.
it's time for shade
my beautiful and totally perfect modelesque girlfriend, Azra, showed up during my shift yesterday sporting the most awesome pair of bvlgari sunglasses. i doted over them for awhile before i was informed that they were a gift from her fabulous heart throb of a boyfriend.
it reminded me of how badly i needed a pair of bvlgari sunglasses so i took a fifteen and did a little internet shopping and am now waiting patiently for a cobalt pair similar to the pair you see above to arrive.
current financial status: broke.
Friday, June 10, 2011
and i quote...
shall we being here? i dare say we shall.
[setup: kennedy enters the living room holding a teen bop/pop/whatever page photo of 'the biebs' ripped down the side with several amounts of scotch tape dangling off the corners.]
me: what are you doin?
kennedy: mom is making me clean my room for my birthday sleep over and im taking down some old pictures.
[lull in conversation while she re-examines said picture.]
kennedy: im gonna go put this one back up though because he really likes to watch me change.
me: hmmm.
later that night i posted a picture of keanu reeves in my bedroom. it made me so uncomfortable everytime i dropped my drawers that it lasted all of three days before i moved it to the wall at the back of my closet.
the end.
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