currently on my playlist. leon redbone.

 

i'd let leon redbone stick his finger in my plop plop.

also on my playlist. nikka costa

delicious. she is greatness and i love.

so have i for you

There are assholes, and then there are people who dress their animals.

to say 'i love animals' is an understatement but sometimes what's best has to come before what they want. beta hates her outfits. i agree it is stupid to dress-up your dog but beta isn't dressed like that everyday. 

 
put it this way.. what if you took a huge Fred Flintstone size steak and threw it in some snow. Doink, yeah I know it's no scientific comparison by any means, animals maintain a body temperature while a steak is just a piece of meat, but she's 4 lbs and must get cold. i get cold for fuck sakes and i'm 116 lbs.

BETA  also does this thing with my mom where she starts to limp. my mother immediately drops everything and acts like i have beaten the shit out of my dog. beta gets this attention and ends up leaving with Adriana for the night. 

Er, what's that? yes that's a sombrero. it was a gift and you can't tell me that she doesn't look freaking adorable wearing it. oh come on, she doesn't wear it every day. just for photos.

look how much she hates me right now. i love it.

the end.

Tsunami Caught on Camera

Tsunami Caught on Camera   <-- watch it now.

Saturday June 18 at 10 pm ET & Sunday June 19 at 8 pm ET on CBC News Network - The Passionate Eye.

This is the incredible story of the people who lived through the 2004 tsunami, told using their own words and videos.

i will admit, while i currently watch this and type to you that i am pretty emotional, it is truly amazing to watch.

side note: if my bf Darrell says "LOOK" all panicky one more time i'm gonna fucking lose it.

warning: watching stuff like this makes me cunty. same goes for horror movies. dont talk or ask questions if you wanna live.

2 more sleeps until father's day...

happy father's day rosie o'donnell

one of life's finer pleasures.

pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?
but of course...

home.

if you like gamer nerds then you're gonna love me.
ps3 username: meatcapes. add me yo.

i heart strawberries.

organic strawberries are the best by far. i ate this one. yummm.

oh caffeine, you never fuck me like you used to......

it's been hard enough this past week.
i've been a very good girl on a very strict diet.
no room for error. 100% no fun. no exceptions. BOME. DONE.
i am very strong but when the gods through obvious signs of my preferred treat right in my face, that's just playing down right dirty.

better than chocolate (cadbury is pretty darn good tho), better than ice cream... it's liberte. Mmmm.

if you love yogurt and haven't tried liberte you should probably stop everything you are doing and go get some. it is so effing good it's just dumb; only one itsy bitsy little warning... you will gain one pound per spoonful.

mediterranean liberte cherry is my absolute favourite.
i love cherry anything really... unfortunately, no cherries allowed whilst on said diet. waaah. wah. fwap.

bad start to the day.
must pass truck. must get to work.

superman test.

do you think you have what it takes to spot the difference?
there is only one and according to studies only 10% of you can find it.
Now, if you think you are ready to beat the superman test:

1. take a good long look at this picture. study it well.
2. when you are ready just click 'check out more'.

honestly, i couldn't find it... good luck.

i cant stop watching this trailer.
this movie looks insane.
release date: August 2011

here comes the baby with the stupid name.

breaking dawn part one.
uh, uh, uh! dry humps. excited.
release date: November 2011.
date with jols?

sitting right next to my gate.

a sad story.

i recently switched to herbal essences and have discovered that I do not have a clit on the top of my head... but holy shit does that stuff make your hair smell great. PINK!