meet the joneses

looking for a great weekend movie? try this one. just the right amount of cheese aged with an original premise.

greed is good.

Wall Street. i just watched this tonight and enjoyed it immensely... now i'm going to romance the fuck out of myself with a little P&P and a glass of refrigerated boxed wine. mmm mr. darcy.

this is a house of learned doctors -stepbrothers.

this is why i'm poor! because i didn't have a crazy asian father who loved me enough.

jerboa mouse.

I've never seen this little muppet before and i love him. he looks like he is plotting something big with those tiny hands.

knight rider rules.

doods, i've been shit-faced and have wolfed back a bk burger many a time. in conclusion, i see nothing wrong with a little floor picnic after copious amounts of liquor. what kind of daughter films this when her father is who he is. nice job sweetheart.

challenge.

that's great bobby, but we don't have dance dance revolution; so... you're dumb.

birthday want.

These little monkeys are the smallest in the world. The body weight of adults in the wild averages only 4 ounces! They are about 5 inches (13cm) tall, not including the tail and they are able to jump more than 16 ft or 5 m! That's quite a distance.

i have always wondered how they would manage to pull off a mermaid on broadway. now i know.

if you ask me it's off somehow. they should have tucked the tail down closer to the legs, because when standing she looks like a t-rex.

as with everything, i noticed it, focused on it and of course it ruined it... er, props on the song. love it.

hot rod.

i watched this last night with jols. voltron.

you had me at paul walker.

the new face of davidoff. my god, this man is beautiful.

my grandfather was inducted into the canadian football hall of fame when he was 91 yrs old.

grandpa tony = the coolest man i ever did have the pleasure to know. he must have paid me a visit in the twilight hours because i cant get him out of my head today. i took this photo of him in hawaii.

march 14th 1919- november 10th 2009

HAPPY 4th of JULY

I'd love a video montage of every single time I've walked into a room and forgotten why I'm in there.

birthday want.

people with horse masks.