birthday want

Remember when vampires didn't sparkle, and you killed them rather than french kissed them.

Foster the People - Pumped up Kicks.

i DL'd this song awhile ago and then over played it... today i heard the acoustic version and fell in love again. the end.

i dont like to brag but my pussy is magic.

thank you, bynky, for rustling outside my bedroom window when some show about serial killers was on A&E. now i cant sleep because of you... and maybe also because i woke up at 5pm.

Santa loves the rich kids more.

it saddens me to say that i can relate to this. louis ck is the funniest man alive. i cant get enough of his comedy.

I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work.

i found this while i was working hard and laughed till a bit of pee came out. that shut me up.

louis ck = awesome.

Spilled an entire iced latte on the floor in Safeway, at trenant park. Nothing in particular happened. I didn’t trip, lose my grip or knock it over. I just stopped holding it. Loser.

ballycarbery castle ireland

 "Hundreds of years ago, there was this beautiful girl called Grainne. She was promised in marriage to marry this fella called Fionn. He was kind of a cranky old warlord old enough to be her grandfather. And therefore, she wasn't in love with him. On the night of their betrothal, whom did she meet but a handsome young warrior--Diarmuid. They fell madly in love at first sight. But well, what could she do? She slips a sleeping potion in everyone's drinks and the pair of them run off together across the Shannon. Fionn wakes, and there's Grainne gone. Well, he goes mental. Takes his army and heads off in hot pursuit. But it was the people, you know, the people in the villages of Ireland--they took pity on Diarmuld and Grainne. They hid them in forests and in their barns and castles where they'd sleep one night and then they'd move on. Sleep was all they did. 'Cause Diarmuid, good man that he was suffering the old guilt about two timing Fionn and out of respect for him didn't take it any further. And then they came to this castle...and this view. And its said, you know, that unable to reist such beauty that here...in this place, they consummated their love."

-Matthew Goode Leap Year. 2010. cute movie, cute story.

lucky prince william.

is she wearing undies?

eye candy.

Ridley Scott is pulling out all the stops for the cast of his "not-so-Alien prequel" Prometheus. Earlier today i read that the film’s release date had been pushed back to June 8, 2012, making it another one of the many blockbusters to expect that summer. Now THR, is reporting that a U.K. actor is set to play the male lead in Prometheus opposite Noomi Rapace and it’s Michael Fassbender. I am in lust with this man. he bewitched me when i when watched him in Jane Eyre last week, and from the movie 300.

here comes the bonus.

whenever you feel powerless, remind yourself that a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water-park.

today my purse was filled with an entire bottle of diet coke. my phone, wallet, assorted expensive makeup, keys, papers, etc. were floating around inside my korrs bag perfecting the backstroke. the most upsetting part is that now my fairly new iphone doesn't seem to work properly. needless to say, shit fuck bum.

on the upside I had a lovely dinner & tequila shot at the blue canoe in steveston. the best part was seeing how happy my boyfriend was that his best friend, brad, has recently come home from his one month on/one month off job in papua new guinea. we missed him.