statler and waldorf make me happy.

ladies, dont go after ugly rich men. Make your own money so you can fuck hot poor guys, like me.

add this to your playlist and smoke it.

hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary.

no matter how bad it gets, you're always better than anyone fatter than you.

i lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying...

holy ryan in a suit, batman.

holy knit one pearl two.

guess who's sorry for the absence? me.

between packing and working, my friend, nadine informs me that this blog had taken a backseat to nothing. i felt pretty guilty this morning, i wanted to stop packing and just dedicate hours to blogging today (its my first day off in over 13 days) but i am running out of time and still have no where to live.

i'll be back to making google search tired of looking for stupid shit to blog about in no time. promise.

Many people dont know this but when you sit next to a talker at the Orpheum Theatre you're allowed to hit them in the face and move seats. It's in the ticket fine print.

Due to overwhelming demand for tickets, the Tosh.0 star will now perform twice at the Orpheum Theatre on Aug. 13 -- the original show at 7 p.m. and a new late show at 10 p.m. Tickets to ($35 and $45)

Ticketmaster.ca.

for really?

what kind of loser trips and falls on a 'deep woods' hike?

I want to change my name on facebook to 'nobody' so when someone posts something stupid, I can click like and it will say 'nobody likes this'.

but fuck that for this because everybody likes Louis CK.

I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, especially when someone turns out the lights while I'm still in the bathroom.

Zero: In a world that judges people by their number, Zero faces constant prejudice and persecution. He walks a lonely path until a chance encounter changes his life forever: he meets a female zero. Together they prove that through determination, courage, and love, nothing can be truly something. beautiful.