awesome kong.

tomb raider E3

gamer nerd alert. i just creamed my panties watching this. i imagine i am gonna slip right off the couch when it's time to play it. weee

THIS CRACKS ME UP!!!!

this should have gone on for at least another 10 minutes. -f.m

i miss logan and veronica

"i have to go." seriously veronica!

if this was real life, she'd have run home and masturbated furiously.  just like i did.

statler and waldorf make me happy.

ladies, dont go after ugly rich men. Make your own money so you can fuck hot poor guys, like me.

add this to your playlist and smoke it.

hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary.

no matter how bad it gets, you're always better than anyone fatter than you.

i lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying...

holy ryan in a suit, batman.

holy knit one pearl two.