turns out my basement suite (which i have no heat control over) was so fucking cold last night that i was forced to turn off skyrim (waaahhhh) and go to bed bundled up in my scarf, sweater and joggers BUT i refused to wear gloves athough it did get to that point. my fingers were so frozen that i couldnt feel my knuckles and it actually hurt to press buttons while i held the ps3 remote.

skyrim - the elder scrolls v

i can barely contain my excitement here. i went out for dinner with my new good friends Nikki and Dave last night. The Hog Shack in Steveston is beer selection heaven and we all had a really, really great time... so great in fact that I swear if you stabbed me after dinner pulled pork would have shot out of me like silly string.

 

((((( record scratch )))))

i wish i could say i was shocked.

 

this is my all time favorite candy, i love it so much i tend to get a tad over protective. i can and will eat the whole box during a movie and almost always think i am having a jammer directly afterwards but do not dare ask me for one of my bottle caps...  buy your own, dood. Mmm mmm bottlecaps. one for me... none for you.

i am there for you no matter what, anytime, day or night, unless i am watching rome on hbo or i am eating pie.

if you say "My Cocaine" out-loud, you are also saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice. MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN

click these if bored. it's addictive:   http://www.baconorbeercan.com/    http://www.hairpieceorherpes.com/

"Vodka, Bourbon, Tequila!" - me calling the shots.

tonight is going to be a shit show. i completely paid off my gold card last week and so at least i know i can get home in a limo later when i cant find anyone i went out with.

schmidt happens.

ok, i know i've already burped off enough about how my new favorite show is 'new girl' but i swear that every time i watch it i fall deeper and deeper in love with schmidt. this guy's lines are delicious. 'cece crashes' was one of my favorite episodes but after catching last nights i am going to refer to sushi as 'samurai snacks' forever. scrummy.


"you coming, schmidt?"
"let me grab my cardigan."

hahaha... this looks familiar, Lucky Dog.

let me introduce you to my office computer wallpaper

man, this makes me giggle every single day. how fantastic.