Things I've actually said while drunk #36: "Get your friend to hold your baby while i punch you in your slut face."

Kitty OD's on Catnip Stash. Dont Judge.

Bride at 100

Turning 100 is a significant milestone on it's own but Dana Jackson decided to also tie the knot on her 100th birthday. How very sweet.

one time i got food poisoning while on my period, so i have a pretty good idea what it feels like to be married.

PASS

TODAY'S SPECIAL

RED SNAPPER - VERY TASTY

Whatcha Thinking About? Nothing, just making touchdowns and stuff...

Toddlers & Tiaras With Tom Hanks

is this for real? you decide.

a couple of nuggets.

lauren and i love this. ketchup and mayo takes it home. yo'

side note: never ever eat mcdonalds food and for fuck sakes stay away from nuggets. yuck.

Josh Robert Thompson Does 4 Amazing Impressions

nails each one. bravo.

When i was a kid i slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage lightbulbs.

what is this from?

i know one girl in particular who didnt read this.

#It’s meeeee

Apparently this drink trick is called the Traffic Light

Is it really this blatant in Australia?            

This was George Clooney's response when he was asked if he'd ever run for president. I'd vote for him.            

lights out.