oh man, i am soooo hooked on this game.

who says fanny packs cant be cool.

Whenever i hear the name Mountain Dew, I think of shit because it has the word dew in it, like dog-doo. Also, it tastes like shit.

now, that's one cute turd.

The History of Aviation

From Leonardo da Vinci to Apollo 11, here's a brief animated history of aviation.             

no more purple smarties for moi

The Old Bench-Press Wheelie On A Motorcycle Trick

my imaginary friend wont stop staring at me, what a nutjob.

ahhh, the life. layin' back kick flickin' some water. tannin' old willy. eatin' some unknown and highly questionable floaty. passed out face first in the shade. possible ignored drowning. 

someone really wants his treat.

helping make everday at work feel... real.

Oh man, this one goes out to my dear pal, Lauren.

this is how she felt at work today thanks to revenue canada.

The Golden Goddess

Jennifer Lawrence at the premiere of The Hunger Games = Stunning. 

 

If i park 20 spots from the mall in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times. -female

Peter The Elephant Loves His Smartphone

I guarantee this will make your day :)