Monday, May 7, 2012

currently being overplayed.

Ellie Goulding has one of those soothing voices. very unique plus i love this tune.

Claude the Tasmanian King Crab

Weighing in at a hefty 15 lbs and measuring 15 inches wide, when Claude is fully grown he will weigh over 30 lbs. You would lose more than a finger in those pinchers... just look at the size of em.

Madonna is slinking her way into footwear now, as her Truth or Dare product line Frankenstein continues to lumber it's way through retail everywhere. How awesome is this woman.

The singer is producing a line of footwear in conjunction with Aldo, which will include over 60 styles priced from $89 to $349. One of Madonna's friends, stylist and "W.E." costume designer Arianne Phillips, will serve as creative consultant.

The Truth or Dare shoes will launch this fall at Macy’s, Nordstrom and ASOS.com, a pop-up shop at Selfridges in the U.K. and The Bay in Canada. Aldo Shoes will be producing Madonna’s line, making this their first licensing agreement. The shoes are being geared toward 27- to 50-year-old women, a demographic not in tuned with the Material Girl label. There are also talks of launching an intimates collection in 2013.

So far, the shoes appear to ooze the same kind of glitzy aesthetic as Madonna's 2012 Super Bowl halftime show: all glitter and gold and black lace. I loved those boots.

Madonna previously released a Truth or Dare fragrance as part of her new line this past April. I bought it and LOVE it. It's truly unique. It will be the perfume I wear everyday, twice a day, forever. Bill Blass NUDE was a true love but i cant find it in Canada anymore (put that in the birthday hint pipe and smoke it)

I'm excited mostly because I love Gold. It's hard to find anything with gold. Hopefully she will coo'whip out purses to match the shoes. GOLD!!!!

Sunday, May 6, 2012

josh gates found the last unicorn.

i admit that i have watched my fair share of destination truth. i am not proud and i usually hate myself at the end of each episode because I've spent the whole time on the edge of my seat waiting eagerly for something to happen but nothing ever really happens, lots of "did you see that?'s" and shaky camera footage from running after nothing but i still enjoy every second. In this episode he is in Anchorage, Alaska looking for the Thunderbird. Season 3, Episode 7, Aired Oct 21, 2009. It made me laugh. I mean it was just out of nowhere. Josh Gates holds his claim to fame for the Yeti footprint, that he found in Nepal's Khumbu region, where Mount Everest is located. Anyways, he didn't find the Thunderbird or the last unicorn. i should have watched that instead. i loved that cartoon.

The Designer Bookshelf of Dreams

i wish i could say that this was the janelle. blog headquarters, alas, i lay stretched out on my side, on my bed with my laptop, propping my head up with my hand while i post the mucho bull shit for you to waste time on. fyi: right now my ARM IS ASLEEP. i cant move my hand.

in regards to the picture: imagine an earthquake if you will. it would be a bloody nightmare, a waterfall of books. morbid much.

Reasons I LOVE The Avengers.

I Want The iPhone Pocket Bra!!

this is great, i usually just jam mine in the side-bewb-part of my bra... you would never know it was in there plus it's well protected but this makes it's legit. real classy. A must have, girls.