Friday, May 11, 2012

Pancake Art


My Mom sure was a slacker when it came to pancake breakfast.

Nice Legs, Sister.


Best Pick Up Line in A Gay Bar...
May I push your stool in?

Of course, that does not apply here. God Bless.
10 Hail Mary's and 5 Our father's comin up.

This is me at work... now i just email Lau to remind me.

WIN

Best Star Wars iPhone Cover Ever


I love you, iPhone cover.

What The Fuck! They Forgot My Diet Coke?


heart attack burger and chilli fries, please.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Cascade Creature


Speculators suggest it is everything from a jellyfish to the remains of a whale placenta. hmmmm

B.C's Minimum Wage rises to $10.25

B.C.’s minimum wage jumped to $10.25 an hour last Tuesday, matching Ontario's as the second highest in Canada.

The 75-cent hike is the last stage of a three-stage increase announced by Premier Christy Clark after she was sworn in March of 2011.

The wage had been frozen at $8 for nearly a decade prior to the increase. Former premier Gordon Campbell had opposed raising the wage, saying it would cost the province thousands of jobs.

Clark said in her original announcement that raising the wage in three 75-cent increments between May 2011 and May 2012 would help businesses cope with the change.

The minimum wage for workers who serve liquor was raised to $9 in May 2011 and has stayed at that level. Tips are presumed to help make their total earnings higher.

The highest minimum wage in Canada is $11 in Nunavut. The lowest general minimum wage in Canada is in the Yukon, at $9.27.


General minimum wage by province

Alberta$9.40
British Columbia$10.25
Manitoba$10.00
New Brunswick$10.00
Newfoundland and Labrador$10.00
Northwest Territories$10.00
Nova Scotia$10.15 ($9.65 for inexperienced workers)
Nunavut$11
Ontario$10.25 ($9.60 student minimum)
P.E.I.$10
Quebec$9.90
Saskatchewan$9.50
Yukon$9.27


In related news I just got a raise :/

My lips are a bit chapped today.

More news as events warrant.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

spear fishing anyone?

How Who Conquered Her Fear Of What?


First off, did you really have a legitimate fear of math?
Secondly, please tell me your name is pronounced 'Lasagna?'          

Take a Tour of an Upside Down House.


i am a krabby patty today.
working the late shift followed by an opening shift sucks.
no woo.

all mine are gone.