Rubber bands squeezing through a watermelon.

Because why the fuck not.

here come a couple of BEWBS

Yes, Yes I Mind

Cyanide & Happiness: Help, I'm Drowning

Gotta remember this gag when a friend is drowning.

Hysterical Literature

 

Last month I posted Hysterical Literature: Session Four with Stormy... she is amazingly HOT. Here are some more out of the series... warning: you'll want to grab your headphones.

One of Two things is happening under that table...
Manual or Automatic?

Halloween ETA: 3 days

Literally Scare The Crap Out Of Your Guests

it's one way to keep your Halloween Party Guests bathroom use to a minimum.

MEET MY NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND: grumpy cat on the carina nebulae

it's beautiful.

Stormtrooper Costume On A Budget.

Close enough, bro.

i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

re-watching a john carpenter masterpiece. they live. this is just one of my favorite scenes. who knew rowdy roddy piper could act? he sure can deliver the warm cheese without the sweat.

candy corn kid gets the awww of the day.

how rAd is this lil twerp.

wait for the alien frog... sweet.

engrish funny. Harroreen ETA: 4 days.

How a face forms in the womb.

i know a girl who's face stayed in stage 2