The aurora australis (southern lights) surrounding Antarctica, 11 September 2005 as captured by the IMAGE satellite.

Shopping Spree

After winning a contest at a local electronics store, this lucky guy was able to go on a free 156-second shopping spree, Supermarket Sweeps style! Man, I've always wanted to do this. Lucky bastard!

Why Did The Alien Cross the Road?

can you guess what this is?

watermelon.

couch WIN

someones stoked

words from the wise

They See Me Strollin', They be Hatin'

i want that baby. holy shit he's CUTE. lucky bi0tch.

google LIZARD YAWNING

you wont be disappointed.

GOOD TIP#47: always have a fake name at the ready so you dont tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrea Granola."

blame her for what? lol jk

can you dig it?

This is the story of my life.

I never sleep more than 4hrs.

I’m never tired on my day off but I’m always tired if I’m on shift. 💯 Mental. 

Nothing further to report. 

a poem for you

Challenge Accepted.

meow piece meow meow meow meow of meow meow meow meow cake meow