my drug of choice is a really comfortable couch.

 

a glass of grey goose and soda w/ a freshly mulled strawberry would also be lovely

cant. stop. watching.

whoooooa!

REAL LIFE TROLLING

FUN FACT?

 

Wait, what?

36 feet... do you know how terrifying that would be.

D'awww of the Day

HELLO TUESDAY

even the turtle knows the only thing a bike helmet protects you from is getting laid.

the urban dictionary lookup

i ballsack you.
Have a great day. 

World’s best UNT

The Shadow Grabbing Wedding Photographer

honk honk

smart rats

Baking Tray WIN

the new google translate gadget

TA DA!  Now You CAN read this blog in almost any language! If you're an english, try it out for fun anyways, wanker. it's over on the left sidebar near the search :)

looking down on cape town.

south africa, table mountain.

what's the cheat code for MONDAY?

yayayayaya it's finally sunday, my day off.

I'm going to put on my best underwear, play video games, wipe my hands on my bare legs and scratch my bum lots.

Visitor’s Tip: it’s best not to use the pink ps controller.