We've Made a Terrible Mistake!

kittens activate a vacuum cleaner and then book it.

The Right Name for the Job

That's an Unfortunate Shadow

if you put your hand down a chicks pants & found a dong you should be like "you trickster!" & then suck it real good cuz a deal's a deal.

CEO of Ginger Inc

d'awwwww of the day.

This is a Parenting Win

Happy Hump Day

all out of clean spoons so i guess i'll just eat this fat free cake with my gun.

i can never tell the difference between your / you're / asians

THANK YOU BRANDIE

 

They practice that look, don't put up with their shit.
there is a thank you surprise for you in the green dish on the bar... and don't worry, it's not a turd... we both know those aren't a surprise. xox love lovely lovely loo

Not Again!

back to work today. this is going to be one crazy week.

Instant Laxative....

I would have pooped myself after this close shave.....

Think Positive

When things seem at their worst, they can always get worse.

High Five

High five, down low, to the side... TOO SLOW!