Sea You Later!

Screaming is Optional but Suggested

One day on Mercury lasts approximately 1408 hours, or the equivalent of one monday on earth.

pool party at my house, bring your own pool

My Boombox Is Better Than Yours

HAPPY SUNDAY

FACT: This Is Why Ikeas Aren't Located Next To Bars

D'awwwww of the day

remember the good ol'days when people robbed banks... not the other way around?

"i hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesnt make me look fat" -insecurity guard

cant. stop. watching.

Is there no limit to my awesome?
Nope.

When you act like a badass...

 

and fail

TINY BAT HUG gets the D’awwwww of the Day

im pretty sure pakulu papito sent me a messange on facebook last year, am i right bb?

We've Made a Terrible Mistake!

kittens activate a vacuum cleaner and then book it.

The Right Name for the Job

That's an Unfortunate Shadow

if you put your hand down a chicks pants & found a dong you should be like "you trickster!" & then suck it real good cuz a deal's a deal.