Tuesday, August 20, 2013

i pity the poor fool...


Hot Dogs or Legs?


do you sell hot dogs? cause you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
the first one is real. jk
id say 2 and 3 or just 3
what do you think?
decide for yourself.

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Harrison Ford Pointing.


Swift, funny and to the ... um ... point.
Harrison Ford rocks

It'll Bring a Tear To Your Eye


yelling "YOU MONSTER!" after someone farts in a public bathroom feels pretty great.


Monday, August 19, 2013

If it's your birthday today...


love, janelle

Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.


Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower.


IDEA: walmart should have a 10 teeth or more line.

Fucks Given??? Zero!


FedEx is sooo badass.

our logic is flawless


CUTENESS LEVEL: 10- Head Explosion... View at Your Own Risk


D'awwwww this one is totally for my Brandie.

FACT: the world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds.


just a hamster jazz band... no big deal.

color-changing straws and glasses


The principle at work is fairly simple, even if the engineering behind it is somewhat mystifying to the lay observer. Drugs like Rohypnol, GHB and Ketamine can go unnoticed if dropped in your drink, but not if a built-in warning system alerts you not to take another sip. The presence of such compounds in a cocktail will make a DrinkSavvy’s 16-oz. plastic cup unmistakably change color.

How effing RAD is this.....

click here to learn more.

look at the teeth.