FUN FACT: my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

Are we counting down to Valentines Day yet? No! #poutyface

Happy ❤️ Day

Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump.

*with the exception of wasps.

Kill those useless pieces of shit.

Baby Owls

Whoa, that's some kinda cute! 

As easy as Nadine

Simple Home Remedies

this grocery list.

oh holy gawd, right? kidstuff

Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?

This is a good life motto!

1. 

Peridot

Baltic Amber