hahaha... this looks familiar, Lucky Dog.

let me introduce you to my office computer wallpaper

man, this makes me giggle every single day. how fantastic.

and before bros, churros.

i love and respect people who dare to tell the truth. people who tell it like it is regardless of the outcome... that's the attitude to have if you want a normal relationship. Yes, it can hurt to hear it sometimes but wouldn't you rather it come from a friend than have a bunch of people think it behind your back. If you ask me, that is what constitutes a true friend and those are hard to find.

no passive aggressive bullshit just be honest.

facebook says we're 'friends' but I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.

In all of the years, I don't think I've ever posted a personal comment on facebook. not once. yes, i blog and make personal comments here, the difference being one on one, where facebook is a room full of people. If you want to read this blog then that's up to you, after all you came here, it's not on a public thread or thrust at you via private message.

i can't get enough of this song.

asparagus layer cake. mmm beautiful.

this is me right now.

this is the face i make when you touch my bum hole.

LOVE is blind and i dont want to be blind anymore.

i trust, i put myself out there, risk is my drug of choice.
i am faithful and loyal and my god when i love someone i love them wholeheartedly and give them everything i have if not more.

so when the ones who 'supposidly' love us betray us it destroys us... but it doesn't help to blame them, because the truth is, you can only blame yourself for loving the wrong people. Your heart tells you this, you just choose not to listen.

will ferrell and john c reilly rock.

it's all fun and games until someone better comes along.

reverse hipsters.

how to hide your booze in your facebook pictures.

in just a few months ill be sitting poolside with a drink in one hand and hawaiian tropic in the other. cabo is a vacation that is long overdue. i am booking this flight with my girlfriend and were leaving this shithole for one glorious week. i am sooooo excited.

all inclusive + me and b = trouble.

BUNCHY POCKETS

i am writing this as requested by my girlfriend brandie, who had a bad case of the bunchy pockets last night. from poor sewing to dryer pucker or whatever the case may have been, this did not deter her from looking adorable (as per usual) in her lovely dress. Unfortunately, the bunchy pockets were pissing her off.

so im just gonna put this into the cosmic universe in hopes that some bunchy pocket fairy will just commit suicide and we can all go on to live a regular pocket life.

the end.

i love this guy.

no worries for bunchy pockets here and that's just fantastic.

zooey is pretty damn cute and she makes me want to cut my bangs which always seems like such a great idea until i do it.

I'm watching Belladonna, what an awesome fucked up movie. why am i so drawn to these kind of films. its time i will never get back and things i wish i had never seen. i just cant stop thinking about it.

my 6th birthday

i got a headache just from watching this nugass.

fuck yeah

lately im all about the crimped 1920's heroin chic back-combed birds nest hair style. up, down, whatever. BIG hair cant be done by many so im rockin it till it starts to fall off at the crimp. the bigger the better.

this looks pretty rad.

the second best show on tv right now.

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i tried bringing sexy back but the woman at walmart assured me i didnt get it there.

the BEST show on TV right now

i laughed so hard at the episode called cece crashes. holy shit.

people that keep their chin up probably don't find as much change as i do.

just one look at you and i know its gonna be... 

each and every time

jealous.

CHRISTMAS WANT

sometimes i wish i was a cat just so i can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh.